Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short,

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

Congratulstions On Breaking My Record. I Always Thought The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

Thanks, You Don't Look So Hot Yourself.