No, As It Turns Out, I Really

My Mother Certainly Loves Caviar, But I Think That's Generational - They Grew Up Thinking It's Romantic Or Sophisticated Or Something.

And When You're Young You Want To Fit In. Hell, I Still Want To Fit In With Certain Humans, But As You Get Older You Get A Little More Discriminating.

I Guess I Could Debra Winger In Any Number Of Things. She's So Luminous - It's A Birth Defect.

I Have A Second Dog, Too, Mainly For Security.

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.