No Country Is So Wild And Difficult

Mummy, N. - An Ancient Egyptian Handy, Too, In Museums In Gratifying The Vulgar Curiosity That Serves To Distinguish Man From The Lower Animals.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.

Presentable, Adj. Hideously Appareled After The Manner Of The Time And Place.

An Accident Is An Inevitable Occurrence Due To The Actions Of Immutable Natural Laws.

Pantaloons, N. A Nether Habiliment Of The Adult Civilized Male. The Garment Is Tubular And Unprovided With Hinges At The Points Of Flexion. Supposed To Have Been Invented By A Humorist. Called Trousers By The Enlightened And Pants By The Unworthy.