No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.