No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Only If The Computers Really Love Each Other.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down