No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.