No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't Tell Anyone Or It Will Ruin My Image.

In Rock 'n' Roll It's Really About Being As Vulnerable As Possible And Giving Them What They Want. But Onstage It's About Pausing, About Internal Life, It's About Internal Triggers - That's One Of The Reasons I'm Really Challenged To Do A Play.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.