No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But

Making Good Records Tastes Good In Your Mouh. And When That Record Sells, It Tastes Even Better.

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

It's A Radical Time For Musicians, A Really Revolutionary Time, And I Believe Revolutions Like Napster Are A Lot More Fun Than Cash, Which By The Way We Don't Have At Major Labels Anyway, So We Might As Well Get With It And Get In The Game.