No I Don't Have A Sex Tape

Almost Everyone Has Or Will Experience Getting Dumped In Their Lifetime. Unless, Of Course, You're A Nun. Jesus Can't Dump Nuns.

I Deserve To Be Happy And I Think A Lot Of People Stay In Relationships For Wrong Reasons And Instead Of Just Looking At Each Other And Just Saying, 'you Know, It's Like Sands Of The Hourglass, We Learned Our Lessons, We Can End In War Or We Can End In Peace.'

Marriage Is A Pretty Amazing Thing When You Think About It. For Two People To Live Together For So Long Under The Same Roof Is A Big Accomplishment. Fifty-year Anniversaries Are Becoming Extinct, Yet Again Proving That Long Marriages Deserve Awards And Praise. Sometimes I See Old People In Restaurants Sitting Together Eating Their Meals And I Watch Them. Sometimes It Makes Me Sad. They Don't Even Talk. Is It Because They Have Nothing Else To Say, Or Can They Simply Read Each Other's Mind By Now?

I Love Botox, I Absolutely Love It. I Get It Minimally So I Can Still Move My Face. But I Really Do Think It's A Savior.

I Can't Even Begin To Tell You How Many Casting Couches I Was Attacked On. Not Just By Casting People, But By Stars.