No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning

There Is One Thing About Englishmen, They Won't Fix Anything Till It's Just About Totally Ruined. You Couldn't Get The English To Fix Anything At The Start. No! They Like To Sit And Watch It Grow Worse. Then, When It Just Looks Like The Whole Thing Has Gone Up Salt Creek, Why, The English Jump In And Rescue It.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

Harvard Students Have Completed More English Courses And Less Forward Passes Than Any School In This Generation.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

A Democrat Is Just Like A Baby. If It's Hollering And Making A Lot Of Noise, There Is Nothing Serious The Matter With It. When It's Quiet And Doesn't Pay Much Attention To Anything, That's When It's Really Dangerous.