No Man Can Think Clearly When His

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

A Man's Wife Is His Compromise With The Illusion Of His First Sweetheart.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.