No Man Goes Before His Time -

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.