No Man Has All The Wisdom In

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.