No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.