No Man Under Forty Can Be Dignified

If Any Man Has Drunk A Little Too Deeply From The Cup Of Physical Pleasure; If He Has Spent Too Much Time At His Desk That Should Have Been Spent Asleep; If His Fine Spirits Have Become Temporarily Dulled; If He Finds The Air Too Damp, The Minutes Too Slow, And The Atmosphere Too Heavy To Withstand; If He Is Obsessed By A Fixed Idea Which Bars Him From Any Freedom Of Thought: If He Is Any Of These Poor Creatures, We Say, Let Him Be Given A Good Pint Of Amber-flavored Chocolate... And Marvels Will Be Performed.

La De Couverte D'un Mets Nouveau Fait Plus Pour Le Bonheur Du Genre Humain Que La De Couverte D'une E Toile. The Discoveryof A Newdish Doesmore For Thehappiness Of Mankind Than The Discovery Of A Star.

Every Cure Of Obesity Must Begin With These Three Essential Precepts:discretion In Eating, Moderation In Sleeping, And Exercise.

I Am Essentially An Amateur Medecin, And This To Me Is Almost A Mania.

The First Thing We Become Convinced Of Is That Man Is Organized So As To Be Far More Sensible Of Pain Than Of Pleasure.