No Matter How Much You Screw Up

When I First Started Doing Sketch Comedy, I Promised Myself That If I Were Ever To Have Any Success In This Business, I Wouldn't Hold Back. Why Get There And Play It Safe?

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

It Would Be Great To Be Able To Follow In The Footsteps Of Bill Murray. I Really Respect His Ability As A Comedian, Obviously, But Even More So As An Actor.

I Live By 'earnin' And Burnin'.' Meaning, I Like To Make Money And Spend It Before I Even Have It. That's The Way I Live My Life.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?