No Matter How Often I Tell People

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.