No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

I'm Totally Inhibited. When I'm Overweight I Will Not Go Out.

I Developed A Nutty Attitude Where I'd Think, If Some Guy Really Loves Me He Doesn't Care If I'm Fat. I'd Come Up With All These Stupid Reasons Why It Would Be Ok To Be Fat.