No Matter Where You Go And What

Where I Live If Someone Gives You A Hug It's From The Heart. I've Had These Blokes In Hollywood Hug Me Trying To Make Out I'm Their Friend And As Soon As I Turn Their Back They Take Out A Big Bunch Of Knives And Stab Me In The Back. I Feel Sorry For These People Because They Are So Shallow.

Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill And Eat You. People Are Harder. Sometimes They Pretend To Be Your Friend First.

You Know, You Can Touch A Stick Of Dynamite, But If You Touch A Venomous Snake It'll Turn Around And Bite You And Kill You So Fast It's Not Even Funny.

And That Unusual Squawking Sound Is Actually The Mating Call Of The The Rare...oh, It's Just An Oboe Player.

I Believe Sustainable Use Is The Greatest Propaganda In Wildlife Conservation At The Moment.