No Matter Where You Go And What

I'm A Proud Australian, A Very, Very Proud Australian.

Yeah, For Some Reason Parrots Have To Bite Me. That's Their Job. I Don't Know Why That Is. They've Nearly Torn My Nose Off. I've Had Some Really Bad Parrot Bites.

We Humans Still Have A Long Way To Go With Learning To Live Harmoniously With Our Environment And Its Wildlife.

Statistically There's Only One Crocodile-related Human Fatality Per Year In The Whole Of Australia.

And That Unusual Squawking Sound Is Actually The Mating Call Of The The Rare...oh, It's Just An Oboe Player.