No More Turkey, But I'd Like Some

Just Because I Didn't Do What You Told Me, Doesn't Mean I Wasn't Listening To You!

Dennis To Friend: No Use Crying, Joey. There Aren't Any Grownups Around.

Meow Is Like Aloha - It Can Mean Anything.

Anyone In The Humor Business Isn't Thinking Clearly If He Doesn't Surround Himself With Idea People. Otherwise, You Settle For Mediocrity - Or You Burn Yourself Out.

Flattery Is Like Chewing Gum. Enjoy It But Don't Swallow It.