No One Cares What You Ate For

I Actually Feel Like, For A Lot Of My Career, I Wasn't Able To Show My Comedic Range. I Did A Lot Of Dramas And Dramedies. I Was On 'e.r.' That's Not Generally Thought Of As A Funny Show.

We Didn't Name Birdie Before She Was Born. When She Came Out I Said, 'i Think We Gotta Go With Birdie, I Think That's Her Name.'

I Love My Nose! I Was So Nervous When I Got Pregnant That I Was Going To Get That Weird Nose Spread That You Sometimes See Pregnant Ladies Get.

My Husband Has No Desire To Work With Me. He Gets Paid A Lot Of Money To Write Giant Movies. He's Not Into Humoring Me With My Projects.

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.