No One Ever Told Me I Was

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

Happiness Is Not In Money, But In Shopping.

First, I'm Trying To Prove To Myself That I'm A Person. Then Maybe I'll Convince Myself That I'm An Actress.

Before Marriage, A Girl Has To Make Love To A Man To Hold Him. After Marriage, She Has To Hold Him To Make Love To Him.

Let Yourself Go, The Pleasure Of Physical Movement Is So Important. If That's A Problem, You Say To Yourself, What Is There That I Am Afraid Of, Or Hiding? Maybe Your Libido!