No One Has As Much Luck Around

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.