No One Has As Much Luck Around

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.