No One Pays Me To Be Nice.

I Really Can't Complain About Actresses Who Get Paid To Be Dumb. Most Of Us Can't Get Paid To Be Smart.

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

Feminism Is Sort Of Like God. Many People Profess To Believe In It, But No One Seems To Be Able To Define It To Everyone's Satisfaction.

There Are Two Types Of People In The World, And I'm One Of Them.

Luck Consists Largely Of Hanging On By Your Fingernails Until Things Start To Go Your Way.