No One Remembers Who Came In Second.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

What A Shame To Waste Those Great Shots On The Practice Tee.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.

You Don't Have The Game You Played Last Year Or Last Week. You Only Have Today's Game. It May Be Far From Your Best, But That's All You've Got. Harden Your Heart And Make The Best Of It.

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.