No One Survives Life.

Comedy Is Easy. First, People Have To Fall Down. Next, Include Someone A Little Hefty. It's A Hoot.

Sleep With A Dog And Rise Full Of Fleas.

I Don’t Have Music, Christ I Wish I Had Music But All I Have Is Words.

Have You Made Any Plans? Take An Overdose, Slash My Wrists Then Hang Myself. All Those Things Together? It Couldn't Possibly Be Misconstrued As A Cry For Help.

You’ll Be All Right. You’re Strong. I Know You’ll Be Okay Because I Like You And You Can’t Like Someone Who Doesn’t Like Themself. The People I Fear For Are The Ones Who I Don’t Like Because They Hate Themselves So Much They Won’t Let Anyone Else Like Them Either. But I Do Like You. I’ll Miss You. And I Know You’ll Be Okay.