No One Will Ever Ask Me To

Of Course Smartphones Are Brilliant Inventions, But The Nefarious Thing About Twitter And Other Social Media Is That It Starts To Fill All The Gaps In Your Day. I Quickly Become An Addict.

Your Dreams Are Always Going To Seem Much More Profound To You Then They Are To Your Friend.

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec Became Popular And Woodworking Publications Wanted Me To Do Stuff With Them.

If You Always Have Something In Your Life That You're Trying To Improve Upon, Then Every Day You Have A Reason To Get Out Of Bed, And You Have A Reason To Achieve Something And Feel Good.