No One Will Ever Ask Me To

Follow Your Gut, Make A Choice, And Throw Yourself Into It. If You Make A Mistake, Then You Have Merely Afforded Yourself A Valuable Lesson.

I Am Always So Happy To Be At 'snl.' I Still Feel Like A Kid When I'm There, Like I Can't Believe I'm Watching Them Make The Show.

I Think The Whole Thing Is Kind Of Sad, Honestly, In The Same Way That Our Civilization - Particularly The Consumers Of Pop Culture - Has Grown So Used To An Emasculated, Bare-chested Leading Man That Something Like Simply Growing A Mustache Can Impress People.

The World Is Split Into Two Halves: The Bacon, And The Bacon Eaters.

I Have A Wonderfully Hedonistic Appetite, And If I Wasn't Really Strict With Myself, I'd Weigh 300 Pounds. I'm Not Good With Moderation.