No Pork, Soda Pop, Cigarettes, Alcohol –

What You Are Thinking Is What You Are Becoming.

Brooding Over Blunders Is The Biggest Blunder.

You Been Hearing About How Bad I Am Since You Were A Little Kid With Mess In Your Pants! Tonight, I'm Gonna Whip You Till You Cry Like A Baby.

I Do Need Publicity But Not For What I Do For Good. I Need Publicity For My Book. I Need Publicity For My Fights. I Need Publicity For My Movie But Not For Helping People. Then It Is No Longer Sincere.

I Always Asked My Mother, I Said, 'momma, How Come Is Everything White?' I Said, 'why Is Jesus White With Blond Hair And Blue Eyes? Why Is The Lord's Supper All White Men? Angels Are White, The Pope, Mary, And Even The Angels.' I Said, 'mother, When We Die, Do We Go To Heaven?' She Said, 'naturally We Go To Heaven.' I Said, 'well, What Happened To All The Black Angels?'