No Pork, Soda Pop, Cigarettes, Alcohol –

Ali’s Got A Left, Ali’s Got A Right, If He Hits You Once, You’re Asleep For The Night

Sometimes Howard [cosell] Makes Me Wish I Was A Dog And He Was A Fireplug.

I Calculate That I Took 20,000 Punches, But I Earned Millions And Kept A Lot Of It. I May Talk Slow, But My Mind Is Ok.

Howard Cosell Was Gonna Be A Boxer When He Was A Kid Only They Couldn't Find A Mouthpiece Big Enough.

I Just Give Lip Service To Being The Greatest. He Was The Greatest.