No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

I Contend That Every Woman Has The Right To Feel Beautiful, No Matter How Scrambled Her Features, Or How Indifferent Her Features.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

The Human Heart Clings - Even To Its Pain.