No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.

The World Doesn't Go Around On Love Between Men And Women. Lovers Get Very Little Done. But Friends Do. When You Are Past Middle Life - And I Hope You Have The Rich Experience Of Love Along The Way - Don't Think Everything Is All Over. Don't Regret The Vanished Cocktail When The Stuffed Turkey Is About To Come In. Flip Out Your Napkin And Bite Into It! Friends You Can Gather Around You In The Later Years Of Life Are Worth The Whole Thing.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Picture.

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

I Enjoy Reading Biographies Because I Want To Know About The People Who Messed Up The World.