Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.

I Have Had The Irreplaceable Opportunity Of Learning My Profession With The Proper Tools, The Most Important Of Which Is Not A Pencil Or A Typewriter, But The Necessary Time To Think Before Using Them.

New York Is Not A City To Return To In Defeat.

Far More Quickly Than Reason And Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.