Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me

Doing The Same Character Over And Over, It Gets Boring.

Once People Start To Think They've Wasted Parts Of Their Life, Or They're Wasting Their Life As They Speak, That Means There's Going To Be Great Dramatic And Comedic Tension.

Happy Easter Everyone! Jesus Dies, Comes Back From The Dead - And We Get Chocolate Eggs. It's Like Turn-down Service From God.

What I've Learned Is That Life Is Too Short And Movies Are Too Long.

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.