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First They Gerrymander Us Into One-party Fiefs. Then They Tell Us They Only Care About The Swing Districts. Then They Complain About Voter Apathy.

There's Always Been That Theory That If A Candidate Can't Run A Decent Campaign, He Probably Can't Run A Decent Presidency. That Might Be True, Although Sadly I Must Admit That Running A Brilliant Campaign Does Not Translate Into Running A Brilliant White House.

Despite My Excellent Mood, I Don't Have Any Sympathy For Romney. If He'd Been A Good Candidate He Wouldn't Have Had A Different Campaign For Every Month On The Calendar.

I Write About How In Midland, The Mayor Instituted Water Conservation Measures Like Restrictions On Car Washing. He Made A Point Though That They Were Only "suggestions" And Not Government Telling People What To Do. But Then His Constituents Got Very Ticked Off At The Sight Of Their Neighbors Breaking The Rules And Demanded That They Be Made Into Actual Laws With Penalties.

In College, The Guys Aren't Worrying About Whether They'll Be Able To Pursue Their Career Dreams And Still Have Kids.