Nobody Is Going To Be As Bad

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

And It's One More Shitty Thing To Write About Somebody, In Between Getting Really, Really, Really Upset At Female Ghostbusters And Gamergate, And The Things That Really Matter.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

That's What Social Media Is, That's What Twitter Is, That's What Facebook Posts Are. It's Just Really Anti-intellectual.

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.