Nobody Tells Me F-k All!

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

Mick Jagger, The Greatest Of All Front Men I've Ever Met In My Life.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

I Don't Know Who Ozzy Is. I Wake Up A New Person Every Day.

One Thing That Does Confuse Me, Is That There Are More Religions In This World Than Ever, Yet There's Only Sup­posed To Be One God.