Noise: A Stench In The Ear.

Marriage, N: The State Or Condition Of A Community Consisting Of A Master, A Mistress, And Two Slaves, Making In All, Two.

Cynic, N: A Blackguard Whose Faulty Vision Sees Things As They Are, Not As They Ought To Be.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Representative, N. In National Politics, A Member Of The Lower House In This World, And Without Discernible Hope Of Promotion In The Next.

Self-restraint Is Indulgence Of The Propensity To Forgo.