Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

Blank-verse, N. Unrhymed Iambic Pentameters - The Most Difficult Kind Of English Verse To Write Acceptably; A Kind, Therefore, Much Affected By Those Who Cannot Acceptably Write Any Kind.

Liar, N. One Who Tells An Unpleasant Truth.

Compromise, N. Such An Adjustment Of Conflicting Interests As Gives Each Adversary The Satisfaction Of Thinking He Has Got What He Ought Not To Have, And Is Deprived Of Nothing Except What Was Justly His Due.

Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.

An Archbishop Is An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.