Not All Questions Can Be Answered.

Mayonnaise, Like Hollandaise, Was Invented By The French To Cover Up The Flavor Of Spoiled Flesh, Stale Vegetables, Rotten Fish. Beware The Sauce! Where Food Comes Beslobbered With An Elegant Slime You May Well Suspect The Integrity Of The Basic Ingredients.

Orthodoxy Is A Relaxation Of The Mind Accompanied By A Stiffening Of The Heart.

Who Needs Astrology? The Wise Man Gets By On Fortune Cookies.

A Society That Feels Itself Too Poor To Afford The Preservation Of Wilderness Is Not Worthy Of The Name Civilization.

There Are No Vacant Lots In Nature.