Not For The First Time In My

Sarcasm And Compassion Are Two Of The Qualities That Make Life On Earth Tolerable.

He's At The Chocolate Teapot End Of The Competency Scale.

I'd Thought I'd Live With My Wife, But I Couldn't Find One.

Sequels Are Very Rarely A Good Idea, And In Any Case, The Success Of The Book Changed My Relationship With The Club In Some Ways.

One Day, Maybe Not In The Next Few Weeks, But Certainly In The Conceivable Future, Someone Will Be Able To Refer To Me Without Using The Word 'arse' Somewhere In The Sentence.