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Not Only Do I Not Know What's Going On, I Wouldn't Know What To Do About It If I Did.
-George Carlin
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Not Only Do I Not Know What's
George Carlin
Not Only Do I Not Know What's Going On, I Wouldn't Know What To Do About It If I Did.
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