Nothing Can Ever Be A Rule In

I Wouldn't Mind Removing All The Mistakes I Have Made. That Would Be Exhausting And Take Forever. Honestly, It's One Of The Spells Of My Life That Has Been The Most Perfect. Not Because I Did The Job Perfectly, Because Of Course I Did It Very Imperfectly, But Because I Enjoyed It So Much. What Would I Change? I Complain A Lot. I Whinge, I More Or Less Communicate In Levels Of Complaint So I Wish Sometimes I Didn't Just Spend All My Time Saying, 'i'm Working So Hard, What Do I Get In Return For This?'.

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.

Sherlock Holmes Can Be Wise And Funny. He Wasn't, At The Beginning. But Later On, He's Got A Bantering Relationship With Loads Of People. He's Got A Wisdom That He Didn't Have In The Early Stage. But He Stays On The Mountain Top, And He Will Die Up There. He's Not Going To Change That.

I Don't Think, Generally Speaking, People Become Writers Because They Were The Really Good, Really Cool, Attractive Kid In Class. I'll Be Honest. This Is Our Revenge For People Who Were Much Better Looking And More Popular Than Us. I Was A Bit Like That, I Suppose.

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.