Nothing Gives Small Minds A Better Handle

There Is No Wealth But Love.

No One Is Contented In This World, I Believe. There Is Always Something Left To Desire, And The Last Thing Longed For Always Seems The Most Necessary To Happiness.

It Seems A Silly Kind O' Business To Bring Us Into The World At All For No Special Reason 'cept To Take Us Out Of It Again Just As Folks 'ave Learned To Know Us A Bit And Find Us Useful.

Hate Is A Grand, A Strong Quality! It Makes Nations, It Builds Up Creeds! If Men Loved One Another What Should They Need Of A Church?

I Never Married Because There Was No Need. I Have Three Pets At Home Which Answer The Same Purpose As A Husband. I Have A Dog Which Growls Every Morning, A Parrot Which Swears All Afternoon, And A Cat That Comes Home Late At Night.