Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.

Love Is More Pleasant Once You Get Out Of Your Twenties. It Doesn't Hurt All The Time.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.