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Golf Is The Ultimate Avoidance Activity For The Dysfunctional Dad. A Game So Nonsensically Difficult, So Pointless, So Irrationally Time Consuming, The Word Golf Itself Can Only Stand For ‘get Out, Leave Family.’

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These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success?

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.