Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

In Uplifting, Get Underneath.