Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The Rules And Regulations.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.