Nothing Lasts Forever, But Old Fords And

My Granddaddy Died When I Was About 6 Years Old, I Think. And My Grandmother Took A Job Cooking In The School Lunchroom. So She Did Great. She Made $18 A Week.

Every Now And Then I'll Think Of Something To Put Back In The Show. I Just Kind Of Play It Off The Top Of My Head. If I Do It That Way It Keeps It Kinda Fresh.

I Just Enjoy Both Working And Not Working.

There Are More Serious Problems In Life Than Financial Ones, And I’ve Had A Lot Of Those. I’ve Been Broke Before, And Will Be Again.

In Church I Was Told That If I So Much As Smoked A Cigarette Or Tasted Alcohol, I’d Be Damned In Hell For All Eternity... It Didn’t Take Long For Me To Start Thinking That Sounded All Wrong... I Didn’t Cotton To The Idea That Your Religion Should Be Flaunted To Other People. Your Religion Is For You, And Is Best Kept Close To Your Heart.