Nothing Looks As Self-satisfied As A Contented

I Do Not Scruple To Employ Mendacity And A Fictitious Appearance Of Female Incompetence When The Occasion Demands It.

I Can Do A Book In Three Months If I Spend All Day, Seven Days A Week At It And, In Fact, I Work Better That Way.

That's Maturity-when You Realize That You've Finally Arrived At A State Of Ignorance As Profound As Your Parents.

Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping A Tight Rein On Unproductive Displays Of Emotion.

When Emotion Supersedes Reason ... Gullibility Must Follow.