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My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.