Novel, N. A Short Story Padded.

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

If You Want To Read A Perfect Book There Is Only One Way: Write It.

Cabbage: A Familiar Kitchen-garden Vegetable About As Large And Wise As A Man's Head.

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.

One Engaged In A Commercial Pursuit. A Commercial Pursuit Is One In Which The Thing Pursued Is A Dollar.