Now I Am Obsessed With Collecting Platypus

I Feel Akin To The Platypus. An Orphan In A Family. A Swimmer, A Recluse. Part Bird, Part Fish, Part Lizard.

Harry Patch Didn't Get Enough Recognition. Jerry Garcia Got Too Much.

I Remember When Metal Was Something You Really Had To Search Out, And Now I Hear It On Car Commercials.

There's A Reason I Moved To Nyc, And If I Listed All The Musicians On My List You'd Grow Weary.

I Never Understood Why The Metal Heads In My School Hated The Punks.