Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.