Now Think Deeply. What Have You Done

If You Decide To Just Go With The Flow, You'll End Up Where The Flow Goes, Which Is Usually Downhill, Often Leading To A Big Pile Of Sludge And A Life Of Unhappiness. You'll End Up Doing What Everyone Else Is Doing.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

One Of The Few Things That Can't Be Recycled Is Wasted Time.

Strong Minds Talk About Ideas; Weak Minds Talk About People.

Don't Let Your Pride Or A Lack Of Courage Stand In The Way Of Saying You're Sorry To People You May Have Offended.