Now You Know That You Can't Go

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!