Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.